“Not My Pasture, Not My Problem” Car Freshie

Add a little humor, personality, and fragrance to your vehicle with this handmade “Not My Pasture, Not My Problem” Car Freshie. This round freshie features a playful cow-themed center design with floral accents and fun wording, surrounded by a scented aroma-bead frame.

Customize yours by choosing the freshie color and fragrance. The freshie color refers to the outer round aroma-bead frame shown in bright green in the example photo. The center cow design and wording will remain as pictured.

Quick Facts

• Handmade round car freshie
• Features a cow-themed center design with humorous wording
• Choose your freshie color
• Choose from 20 fragrance options
• Includes an attached hanging cord
• Made to order
• Processing time is approximately 7–14 business days

Customization Options

Freshie Color
Choose the color of the outer aroma-bead frame shown in bright green in the example photo. The center cow design and wording will remain the same.

Scent
Choose one fragrance from the scent menu below.

Scent Options

Mahogany Teakwood Type
A rich woodsy fragrance blending mahogany, cedarwood, and oak with fresh lavender and soft geranium.

Butt Naked
A sweet tropical blend of strawberries, coconut, cherry, banana, berry nectar, tropical flowers, warm tonka bean, and sugar.

Fruit Loops
A sweet, sugary citrus scent inspired by a bowl of colorful fruit cereal.

Volcano Type
A bright tropical blend of exotic fruits, sugared orange, lemon, and lime with fresh green notes.

Leather & Lace
A rich leather fragrance softened with smooth, sweet vanilla.

A Thousand Wishes Type
A soft, sparkling blend of champagne, peony petals, and creamy almond.

Baja Cactus Blossom Type
A fresh floral blend of bergamot, white flowers, green cactus stems, sun-kissed coconut, and soft woods.

Baccarat Rouge 540 Type
A warm, elegant fragrance featuring jasmine, amber, and smooth cedarwood.

Ebony Frost – Black Ice Type
A clean cologne-style fragrance with musk, mossy woods, and subtle floral notes.

Cowboy
A fresh woodsy blend of citrus, bergamot, sea salt, lavender, jasmine, amberwood, cedarwood, and exotic musk.

Narcissist
A warm, woodsy blend of Egyptian musk and patchouli accented with cinnamon, orange blossom, and anise.

Love Spell Type
A sweet fruity blend of citrus, juicy peaches, berries, and soft musk.

Warm Vanilla Sugar Type
A creamy blend of warm vanilla and sweet sugar with a soft, cozy cashmere-like finish.

Pink Sugar Type
A playful sugary blend of vanilla, caramel, raspberry, citrus, soft florals, and musk.

The Perfect Man
A fresh cologne-style scent with clean citrus, subtle fruit and floral notes, and an earthy woodsy finish.

Vanilla Pumpkin Marshmallow
Sweet pumpkin, creamy vanilla, and fluffy marshmallow come together in a warm and cozy fall fragrance.

Hocus Pocus
A rich fall blend of pumpkin, creamy coconut, cassia, clove, maple, precious woods, and smoky bourbon.

Ghoul Friend
A spooky-sweet blend of dark berries, soft peony petals, and warm vanilla.

Pumpkin Spice
Smooth pumpkin blended with warm cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove.

Fall Festival
A festive fall blend of citrus, cinnamon, apple, clove, raspberry jam, peach, greens, and sugared vanilla.

Freshie Care and Safety

Freshies typically last approximately 2–5 weeks, depending on the selected fragrance, temperature, airflow, vehicle size, and individual scent perception.

• Hang the freshie freely from the attached cord.
• Do not allow the freshie to rest directly against any surface.
• Avoid direct contact with dashboards, upholstery, clothing, fabrics, plastics, painted surfaces, or other finished materials.
• Fragrance oils may stain or damage delicate surfaces.
• Avoid extreme heat and prolonged direct sunlight.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• For fragrance use only.
• Not for consumption.

NMJ Handmade Creations is not responsible for damage caused by improper use or allowing the freshie to come into direct contact with surfaces.

Handmade Product Notice

Each freshie is individually handmade, so slight variations in color, texture, placement, and finish may occur. Minor surface texture, tiny air bubbles, or small finish differences are a normal part of the handmade process and do not affect the fragrance or performance of the freshie.

Colors may appear slightly different depending on lighting and individual screen settings. The product photo is an example; your freshie will be created using the color and scent selected when ordering. The center cow design and wording will remain as pictured, although placement may vary slightly.

Fragrances described as “Type” are interpretations of popular scents. NMJ Handmade Creations is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original fragrance brands, manufacturers, or designers.