“Don’t Park Too Close, I’m Chunky” Cow Car Freshie

Add a little humor, personality, and fragrance to your vehicle with this handmade “Don’t Park Too Close, I’m Chunky” Cow Car Freshie. Each freshie is made from scented aroma beads and carefully hand-painted to bring the adorable cow and lettering to life.

Customize yours by choosing the freshie color, bow color, top wording color, bottom wording color, and fragrance. The freshie color refers to the main background shown in teal in the example photo. The bow color applies to both bows shown in purple.

Quick Facts

• Handmade and hand-painted
• Features an adorable chunky cow design
• Choose your freshie color
• Choose your bow color
• Choose your top wording color
• Choose your bottom wording color
• Choose from 20 fragrance options
• Includes an attached hanging cord
• Made to order
• Processing time is approximately 7–14 business days

Customization Options

Freshie Color
Choose the main aroma-bead background color shown in teal around the cow and wording in the example photo.

Bow Color
Choose the painted color for both bows shown in purple on the cow’s head and tail.

Top Wording Color
Choose the color for the top wording, “Don’t Park Too Close,” shown in dark purple in the example photo.

Bottom Wording Color
Choose the color for the bottom wording, “I’m Chunky,” shown in pink in the example photo.

Scent
Choose one fragrance from the scent menu below.

Scent Options

Mahogany Teakwood Type
A rich woodsy fragrance blending mahogany, cedarwood, and oak with fresh lavender and soft geranium.

Butt Naked
A sweet tropical blend of strawberries, coconut, cherry, banana, berry nectar, tropical flowers, warm tonka bean, and sugar.

Fruit Loops
A sweet, sugary citrus scent inspired by a bowl of colorful fruit cereal.

Volcano Type
A bright tropical blend of exotic fruits, sugared orange, lemon, and lime with fresh green notes.

Leather & Lace
A rich leather fragrance softened with smooth, sweet vanilla.

A Thousand Wishes Type
A soft, sparkling blend of champagne, peony petals, and creamy almond.

Baja Cactus Blossom Type
A fresh floral blend of bergamot, white flowers, green cactus stems, sun-kissed coconut, and soft woods.

Baccarat Rouge 540 Type
A warm, elegant fragrance featuring jasmine, amber, and smooth cedarwood.

Ebony Frost – Black Ice Type
A clean cologne-style fragrance with musk, mossy woods, and subtle floral notes.

Cowboy
A fresh woodsy blend of citrus, bergamot, sea salt, lavender, jasmine, amberwood, cedarwood, and exotic musk.

Narcissist
A warm, woodsy blend of Egyptian musk and patchouli accented with cinnamon, orange blossom, and anise.

Love Spell Type
A sweet fruity blend of citrus, juicy peaches, berries, and soft musk.

Warm Vanilla Sugar Type
A creamy blend of warm vanilla and sweet sugar with a soft, cozy cashmere-like finish.

Pink Sugar Type
A playful sugary blend of vanilla, caramel, raspberry, citrus, soft florals, and musk.

The Perfect Man
A fresh cologne-style scent with clean citrus, subtle fruit and floral notes, and an earthy woodsy finish.

Vanilla Pumpkin Marshmallow
Sweet pumpkin, creamy vanilla, and fluffy marshmallow come together in a warm and cozy fall fragrance.

Hocus Pocus
A rich fall blend of pumpkin, creamy coconut, cassia, clove, maple, precious woods, and smoky bourbon.

Ghoul Friend
A spooky-sweet blend of dark berries, soft peony petals, and warm vanilla.

Pumpkin Spice
Smooth pumpkin blended with warm cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove.

Fall Festival
A festive fall blend of citrus, cinnamon, apple, clove, raspberry jam, peach, greens, and sugared vanilla.

Freshie Care and Safety

Freshies typically last approximately 2–5 weeks, depending on the selected fragrance, temperature, airflow, vehicle size, and individual scent perception.

• Hang the freshie freely from the attached cord.
• Do not allow the freshie to rest directly against any surface.
• Avoid direct contact with dashboards, upholstery, clothing, fabrics, plastics, painted surfaces, or other finished materials.
• Fragrance oils may stain or damage delicate surfaces.
• Avoid extreme heat and prolonged direct sunlight.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• For fragrance use only.
• Not for consumption.

NMJ Handmade Creations is not responsible for damage caused by improper use or allowing the freshie to come into direct contact with surfaces.

Handmade Product Notice

Each freshie is individually handmade and hand-painted, so slight variations in color placement, texture, design details, and finish may occur. Minor surface texture, tiny air bubbles, or small finish differences are a normal part of the handmade process and do not affect the fragrance or performance of the freshie.

Colors may appear slightly different depending on lighting and individual screen settings. The product photo is an example; your freshie will be created using the colors and scent selected when ordering.

Fragrances described as “Type” are interpretations of popular scents. NMJ Handmade Creations is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original fragrance brands, manufacturers, or designers.